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April 19th, 2006

I'm a Democrat! Gee-Golly-Wizz

You are a

Social Liberal
(70% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(28% permissive)

You are best described as a:


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Finally, I Said it and Sighed Relief.

Everyone is smart in their own way.

Call that bullshit. You've always been free to disagree. Intelligent people revolting against the intelligentsia yet shitting the same thing out their asses. It is tiring to hear people speak of their smartness. IQ. SAT. AP. BS in blah bleh blah -- of the most debase and decaying sort. It's classism; nothing less than racism.

Consider. Who posts a personals ad that says: "... I want to marry a dumb fuck."

Only hook-ups need someone to pretend to be dumb. Even then, the dummies are an illusion ... unless it's a blow-up doll.

We all are attracted to intelligent people. Perhaps by posting "I want an intelligent person", you actually mean one of Gardner's intelligent types. See your psychologist or psychology teacher about these types. I reserve the word "intelligent" to mean a brainiac, nerd, or some person who believes in mind over matter. My intelligent people sit in comfy chairs all day to think about abstractions until they die young of cardiac arrests or cranial hemorrhaging. But rarely do I accept intelligent labels dished from profile blurbs like a Chinese buffet.

Demonstrate your intelligences to me. (The imperative voice is magnanimous, isn't it? Haha! Grammarians are intelligentsia. Perhaps I am arrogant, but awareness of grammar need not imply that I must correct yours. And for why? Because I make gross mistakes too. :)

LoverBoy?! LMAO

I'm am so floored. I am, according to the most divine oracle of OKCupid, a "LoverBoy"! LMAO!! This is totally flattering and wholly untrue! And I am to couple with this personality type called "The Peach"! wft?! LOL! Please enlighten me otherwise.

The Loverboy: Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Cupid - Free Online Dating and Match

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach