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January 20th, 2007

Ann (the Bitch) Coulter

I started reading Ann Coulter's How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), and then I stopped reading it.  ... the easy way of explaining why I stopped would be to simply rail against Ann with profanities like "This bitch needs to be fucked hard," but that somehow doesn't stab hard enough.  

I think Ann needs to hire herself out as a Dominatrix.  Whipping a liberal's ass while he calls her his "Mama" and stomping on a Muslim's back until he screams "Virgin Mary" and just generally being a FemiNazi is the only way I can imagine this bitch being sexually satisfed.  Ever.

What is her problem?  On Muslims: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."  On law professors: "In the real world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britian say it is."  This sounds like a child screaming for attention: "Look at me"!  When you say that playtime is over and now is quiet time, she stomps on your foot.  Did Time actually get her pubescent image right?  Ann looks like a Page sinking into an adult's chair.

"So why did you buy her book?  Are you just stupid, Justin?"  Well maybe.  I bumped into it at a friend's local library.  Ann's book wasn't on the shelf, however; it was on sale for a buck -- along with the other books the librarian was "burning".  So I bought it with some loose change in my pocket.  

I've always held the motto that knowledge is benign but the knowledgeable tend towards tyranny.  :)  In this case, Ann validates that motto.  In any other case, I think her book is a good test for whether you really are liberal.  In some ways I am and other ways I just don't meet Ann's expectations.  "Boo hoo."  

The only thing I'm booing about is the book's title.  It should have been: Ann Culter: The Right Column.  That gives a reader two things to think about ... :)